THE OWL WAS ALREADY HERE.
Duolingo's own blog describes Duo as its mascot in a 2024 Super Bowl campaign recap. This isn't a birth certificate, just the oldest exhibit in this docket.
READ DUOLINGO'S BLOG ↗Apple named a foldable phone iPhone Duo. Duolingo's owl was already taking attendance under that name. This is an affectionate, entirely fake court case for the bird who taught us that a name can become a personality.
UNOFFICIAL FAN SATIRE · NOT AFFILIATED WITH, SPONSORED BY, OR ENDORSED BY APPLE OR DUOLINGO
On September 9, Apple introduced iPhone Duo. Duolingo replied on social media: "It's called the iPhone WHAT???" The internet did the rest. We are here to present three extremely serious charges that are legally nothing at all.
Two products, one four-letter name. The spelling is identical. The products are not.
When your launch deck has a bird-shaped coincidence, perhaps phone the bird.
Apple made a fold. Duolingo made the punchline. Evidence follows.
Follow each exhibit to read the record. Dates and quotes are sourced. Charges are fiction. This imaginary court awards no rights in the word "Duo".
Duolingo's own blog describes Duo as its mascot in a 2024 Super Bowl campaign recap. This isn't a birth certificate, just the oldest exhibit in this docket.
READ DUOLINGO'S BLOG ↗Apple announced iPhone Duo, its first foldable iPhone, with a 7.6-inch inner display. Preorders begin October 16; availability begins October 23.
READ APPLE'S ANNOUNCEMENT ↗"It's called the iPhone WHAT???"
Yahoo reported Duolingo's public reaction, followed by a much more generous punchline: "Now there's extra screen space for you to do your lesson."
READ THE REPORT ↗A small act of imaginary jurisprudence. Your choices stay in this browser. No login, account or fan data goes to us.
Review the exhibits, choose a charge, and sign your ruling.
Write a one-line argument for the owl. It appears only on this device, in this browser. No shared wall, no public posting, no fake crowd count.
This is not Duolingo's legal defense fund. There is no case. A coffee supports the independent maker of this fan experiment, not Duolingo, Apple, lawyers or birds.
BUY THE MAKER A COFFEE ↗